i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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