I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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