I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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