I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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