I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Randomize
