Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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