Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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