i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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