also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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