dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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