Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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