Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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