Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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