I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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