Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
There's a naked man in my car right now.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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