i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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