I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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