You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
