are you still at the devil's house?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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