everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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