Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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