No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
tell me about the fingering
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