did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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