So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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