I wish I could punch you in the face.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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