Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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