i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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