Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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