no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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