Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
you made out with another girl for some wings
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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