sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
