So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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