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Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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