My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm going to jail i love you
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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