Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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