I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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