He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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