Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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