Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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