I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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