got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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