There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
