And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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