so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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