You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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