So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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