I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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