I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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