Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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