im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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