god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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