Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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