Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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