Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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