You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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