My first STD was from a foam party
Operation Purity has been aborted
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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